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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MrLink
Q: Why did Noah's young son run away from home? A: He didn't like the way was being reared.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 29, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Melbates
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. " " Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? " " Yeah I am really sure " " Are you ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife. My friend Bob was also dating her friend Karen. During this time Karen's grandparents died within weeks of each other (this often happens). The two of them both lived in social housing ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
IRS, we've got what it takes to take what you've got!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A short conversation with god. Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like on penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Two older gentlemen were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yup, a big one...20 years." "Wow," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?" The other ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I WAS THINKING that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I WAS THINKING about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I WAS THINKING about how people seem to read the bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they were cramming for their finals.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I WAS THINKING about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps, toothpicks?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write... A Good Doctor!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
If you jogged backward...would you gain weight?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Wonder what you would call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I have decided that nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I love cats.........they taste just like chicken.
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