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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man who'd had both legs amputated lost his court case The judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

How many of you lie about your age on here? What? No answers?LOL

Failed attempts at marketing... Try Viagra, how hard can it be?

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Snapchat now has an app for senior citizens with a rotary phone!

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by PinkyandtheBrain

I was at a store with a girl and I told her you can have one of anything in the store I love you so much. In return she punched me in the shoulder and said this is the dollar store I said exactly.

This duck went into a drug store to buy a tube of lipstick. "Cretainly" said the attendant "are you paying cash?" the duck said "No, put it on my bill"

This guy is on holidays in Hong Kong, and was on a guided tour through a television factory. As he went around, he noticed a young girl soldering in the back of a T.V. set and said, "excuse me miss, what do you use for flux?". She said "plix"

An American sky diver was doing a jump in Saudi Arabia. As he was going down he could hear the wind whistling around his body. ssssssssssssssssssssssssss. When it was time to pull the rip cord, nothing happened. "Oh dear god please open my chute" ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 9, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Just saw this from one of my musician friends on Facebook....... When my girlfriend WEARS ONE OF MY shirts or sweaters it's okay.But if I wear one of her dresses.. suddenly. WE NEED TO TALK! LMFAO Musicians are crazy as hell.

A guy heard the phone ringing at two in the morning. He answered it and then said, "How the hell would I know? It's over a hundred miles away." When his wife asked him what that was about, he said, "Some stupid sonofabitch wanted to know if the ...

I was talking to someone, and they asked how I do my meds. I said I take a handful, twice a week.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please." Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID." Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?" Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Yesterday I saw a woman in the park dragging a dog lead behind her so I asked her "why are you dragging that lead?" and she said "have you tried pushing it"

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Posted by closetolucid

A guy stops to pick up a hitchhiker late at night on a lonely road. "Thanks" said the hitchhiker, "but I could have been anybody, an axe murderer even. Wern't you afraid?" "No" said the driver. "What are the odd of two being in the same car at ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Gonzogopher

Atheism is a non Prophet organization!

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish. The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium. Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: Before you leave, I want you to hear ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Well here is just one thing that I miss about the rotary phone. if you got mad at someone you could really get them by slamming the phone down. I tried that the other day and forgot and I broke my damn cell phone. DAMN IT!

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Davethecrow

I asked my friend pass me a newspaper, and he replied "newspaper? In this age of freely available unbiased information, you still want a newspaper? Here, use my laptop" Poor fucking wasp didn't know what hit it....

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

One dark and stormy night there was a terrible shipwreck, The following morning the only survivors; a man, a Rottweiler and a pig found themselves washed ashore on a deserted island. Determined to make the best of things the man built a shelter and...

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

And the unexpected winner of the race was... The Barber... however he did do a short cut.

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