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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

In the showroom of a top-of-the-line dealership, 15 or so tropical trees stood sentinel among the highly polished luxury cars. As I was chatting with the treasurer, two large citrus trees bearing a splendid crop of fruit caught my eye. I laughed, ...

When was the last time you saw a cow stroganoff?

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

ME: I really want to travel. Bank account: Like.... to the back yard?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacefully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back, and let the wold wonder how you did it.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

F you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you

. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'." Bobby: "I is..." Teacher: "No, Bobby. You should say 'I am', never 'I is'." Bobby: "Okay. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."

If chocolate is comfort food, are brussels sprouts discomfort food?

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

There are no words to describe how much I love scrabble.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

I do believe in some superstitions. Example: I think it's bad luck to fall out of a building from the 13th floor

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman

No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!

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