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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 59 / 141) Posts by anyone

Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks, "Does your dog bite?" The old man replies, "No, never." When the man bends down to pet the dog, it immediately takes a snap ...

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Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.

Religious Joke The son of a Rabbi walked up to his dad and said, I have been thinking and I want to convert to Christianity. The Rabbi looked down at his son and said, I don't know son, I'll have to pray about it. We will talk later. So, then the ...

Why did the scarecrow get the promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bear get the job? Because he was Koala-fied!

A year after the flood ended and the animals sent off to procreate Noah went round looking at the animal fecundity. He found the male and female adder snakes under a stone. Noah said after looking at all the little wriggling baby snakes "I see you ...

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Sep 29, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My husband was going on a diet, but when we pulled into a fast-food restaurant, he ordered a milkshake. I pointed out that a shake isn't exactly the best snack for someone who wants to lose weight. He agreed, but he didn't change his order. The long...

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Sep 29, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid

Yet another reason not to join.

Why does Norway put bar codes on all their ships? Because they like to Scandinavia....

What do all mechanics have in common?? They like to wake up oily!!!

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Sep 30, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Teacher asked first graders what is something you're proud of? Little boy raises his hand and stands up. I'm proud that I was able to help my mother grow Christmas trees in the basement!

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Sep 30, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

This is frustrating. ATM needs to start putting more money in their machines.....The tenth time I've gone to an ATM machine and it comes back insufficient funds...SMDH!

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Sep 30, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

If a woman is wearing an 18 hour bra and her 18 hours are up, does a little flag pop up that says "time expired" and everything heads south?

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Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

Definition (American, old) of an intellectual: someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. Jack Benny

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Three retired men each day, weather permitting, let themselves be kicked out of the house a couple hours, and they met at the benches in the park. The man on the end observed, "Sure is Windy, isn't it?" To which the next man clarified, "No, it's ...

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’ Steven Wright

My friend thinks he's smart.He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the ...

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Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful". "Is that really your name?" I asked her. "No," she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least be called something I like."

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Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a car from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the car the following day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The car broke down." ...

Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it

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