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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 91 / 141) Posts by anyone

Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater. "I saw the first act, but not the second." "Why not?" "I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."

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Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

New Study Finds Your Height as a Teen Linked with Dementia Risk A new study analyzed data on 666,333 Danish men born between 1939 and 1959, and found that men who were taller then average during their teen years, were 10% less ...

The only bad thing about a video doorbell: The knock-knock jokes fall flat because you already know who's there.

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Feb 13, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game... He got Life.

An acquaintance of mine is transsexual. It was a few years ago that she went to Holland for the final opp. In order to keep things private, she told everyone that it was a foreign holiday. I thought it was more acuate to say she was going to be ...

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Feb 15, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

The crack of Dawn-What happens when dawn goes to the chiropractor.

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Feb 19, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share ...

Viagra will not turn you into James Bond but it can make you Roger Moore

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Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish

Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary restraining order against a man it says has been harassing and making subtle threats against CEO Tim Cook as well as other members of ...

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Feb 22, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

A grade school chant: Scuse me scuse me scuse me from the bottom of my heart, if it came out the other way it would have been a fart !! That is what we said when we belched.

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Mar 4, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The other day I yelled into a colander and strained my voice.

As I was driving down a rural lane, I saw a man in an open field, dressed like Abe Lincoln, waving his arms and walking around talking to himself. I stopped, and he came over and shook my hand. I asked him what he was doing..."Practicing my ...

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Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?" Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot."

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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

A Panda, dressed like a cowboy, with a ten gallon hat and a pair of six-shooters, walks into a Chinese restaurant, and orders a plateful of tender bamboo pieces. The chef goes to the greenhouse, and collects a heaping serving, which the Panda eats ...

If Dracula were an extreme sports nut, would he be called rad Vlad?

I wonder if Sir Patrick Stewart has ever been hoisted on his own Picard?

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Mar 11, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?” “Gladiator?” “No, I really miss her.”

The first time I rode in an elevator it was uplifting. The second time it brought me down. It's a mood changer.

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