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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 15, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair... I’ve heard nothing since.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin

The talk is Germany is running out of sausages and cheese. They have gone crazy bulk buying to avoid the Wurst Käse scenario.

Interpol are searching for a group of Polish Truck Hijackers who stole and ate at truck load of Laxatives, they have been on the run since December, 2018.

A family of Cannibals are sitting for dinner when the husband suddenly says, " You know, I don't think I like these Mormon Missionaries." His wife just smiles and replies, " That okay my Love, just eat the vegetables then."

A woman goes into the Butcher's shop and asks if he has Chicken Legs. The Butcher replies, " No, Lady it's just the way my trouser legs hang."

With the travel ban to Europe in effect how are the pickpockets and hookers going to survive without american tourists?

Way, way back in the old days when the Police rode about the Outback towns on horse back, the local drunk was sitting by the road-side as the much detested Police Sergeant was riding by. The drunk yells out to the Sergeant, " Hey, your horse is Mare,...

Little Johnny is sitting in class one morning when the Teacher asks who can say the alphabet. Johnny raise his hand quite hurriedly and the Teacher says, " Right Johnny, say your alphabet." Johnny yells, "But Miss,." The Teacher says, " No buts about...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip consultant.

What is the difference between a Proctologist and a Gynaecologist? If the Proctologist slips up he is in paradise.....LOL.

The doorbell rings and a little kid answers it "Hello, son are your parents in?" "No daddy is an astronaut and he is in the space station orbiting the earth. He will be back on Tuesday morning at 10.30am" "Wheres your mommy then?" "Oh, she has gone ...

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Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

While I was at the grocery store a very sad looking Monk came down the dairy aisle towards me. From the proper 6 feet away I asked him, “what’s wrong my friend”? He said “I just saw Jesus face in a tub of margarine”. I said ...“Thats ...

We can use this to our advantage....Just sayin'

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by LetzGetReal

Now that the morgues are getting full. Will we see a spate of panic-dying?

I ordered a new doorbell from Amazon but I missed the delivery.

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Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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Due to the quarantine... I’ll only be telling inside jokes.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 3, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs. The doctor asks him how do his pants fit? The man replies, "Like a glove!"

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Patient: Give me the good news first. Doctor: You have 24hrs to live. Patient: That's the good news? What the hell is the bad news? Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.

Good thing the office was empty when I saw this...I would have gotten some mighty strange looks for laughing as much and as hard as I did...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is when someone or something contravenes the law and illegal is a sick bird

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