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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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May 7, 2020May 2020

Posted by Sinbad
If you receive an email with the subject line "ding dong" don't open it - they're Jehovah's Witnesses working from home . . .
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Just 'surfing' around the Net and found this one. I'm sincerely hoping they washed it well BEFORE wearing it.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
A guy has lived a good but often times a life of hedonism, etc, then he dies and must enter the Reception Room between Heaven and Hell to get the decision as whether he go up or down for Eternity. He's standing in line and notices the walls are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Dad joke...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now," Bill replied, "I stand ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
I'll be glad when the garden centers re-open, for weeks now I've been living on borrowed Thyme! :-)
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown. Bob: A nightgown? Me: Yeah. She went to night school.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2020May 2020

Posted by boatdude87
What's it called when aliens have abducted too many humans? Extra-terrestrials.....
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Beware of diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly how you become a black hole.
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May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle,” he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle.”
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Did you hear the one about the Spinister Oyster who decided to check the Sand Bar? She got lucky and managed to pull a couple of mussels.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why are the Oceans always restless? A) Because their 'beds' are always full of crabs.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is long, hard, pink and drags across the sea floor? A, Moby's Dick of course.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why do Police Officers always travel in pairs? A. One knows how to read a map and the other knows how to unfold the map.
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May 21, 2020May 2020

Posted by noworry28
Need a license to sell.
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May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Petter
Paddy, from Cork, was on holiday in Mojacar, Spain. He soon struck up a friendship with Paco, a local bar owner who could speak English, and spent many a happy evening evening there. One such evening he said to Paco that he enjoyed the craic in his ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant." "WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?" ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Eirteacher
Two cannibals were dining on a man and agreed to they would each start at the feet. One cannibal asked the other how he was doing. He answered, "I am having a ball". The other said you are eating to fast.
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May 23, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door. "Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday? I know," the electrician replied. "I rang three times. There was no answer, so I ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
I went to an explosives shop to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went wrong when the cashier asked me for my pin.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Mum is having a trying time with her daughter as she gets everyone ready to go shopping. Little Jane has just entered the house with her nice clean clothes covered in dirt, Mum is already dressed and Grandma is in the shower. Mum undresses Jane and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
So, Mum has just arrived back home after giving birth to her new child, a daughter, and is changing baby's nappy with 4 year old son, Johhny, watching on intently when suddenly little Johnny shouts out to his Mum. " Quick Mum, put it back, it hasn't ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Apple vs. Windows
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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