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Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28

I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.

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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘Gee, I’m lonely. I wish ...

Don't tell my pillow, but I don't think he'll ever fulfill his dream of becoming a hairstylist.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket full of horse shit? A. The bucket of course. Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a fresh dog turd? A. Everyone knows that if you leave a dog turd to its own devices it WILL ...

Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis. Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long ...

Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday. They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, ...

Q: Why are frogs always cheerful? A: They eat whatever bugs them.

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Jun 7, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TheGreatShadow

What kind of keys don't open any doors? Donkeys and monkeys. I heard this on the radio AJYCTYK (A Joke You Can Tell Your Kids). I was going to send them an email saying that that is wrong. If you have a great ass you can open a lot of doors! However,...

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

A bit of wry Aussie humour here, Q. Why birds always elect to fly upside down over Houses of Parliament /Government? A. Because they know that there is absolutely NOTHING worth shitting there.

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Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by RobertNappi2

So, an Irishman walks out of the bar... Nah, just kidding!!!

I just met my girlfriend and future wife at the zoo. She was standing there looking so sexy in her uniform. I just knew she was a keeper.

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Jun 14, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He’s the new temp!

A somewhat skeptical Aussie bloke 'kicks the bucket,' and ends up in Heaven where he gets the 'Guided Tour' by a Third Class, Trainee Angel. While walking around the place the Aussie sees a barn, a wood and corrugated iron Toilet and a large ...

This joke is from: Twitter.com/dadsaysjokes

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Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...

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Jun 21, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports tv outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship… It’s on Paperview!

A young man in his early 20's goes to a secluded part of a beach, strips off, buries himself in the sand leaving only his untanned, pale manhood sticking out. 2 Elderly ladies come strolling past, Mabel notices the 'member' protruding from the sand ...

Prince Charles arrives at Coober Pedy in the "Red Centre" of Australia, invited to open the New Royal Flying Doctor Service Headquarters for the region, the outside temperature is close to 48 degrees Celsius and he is wearing a hat made from the ...

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Jun 25, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed? Sea-kelp!

The Butler enters the room and announces, " My Lady, there is a telephone call from the City pound regarding a stray dog chasing cars and causing a traffic hazard." The Lady of the house goes to window, looks out, shakes her head and says." Call my ...

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