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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave biscuits in the oven while I nap.
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.
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Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Tough teaching day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I thought of becoming a witch, but I can’t spell worth a damn.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad? Dad: Of course, son. Heck, I could probably watch someone do 100 push ups.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long. He said, “No, it’ll be round.”
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2022May 2022

Posted by Garban
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 16, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
An actor friend got a part in a version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but it wasn’t the one he wanted. He wasn’t happy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today. He needs to ask for his money back.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 18, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners. She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Then…hey…pesto!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her. Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A young real estate agent is out door knocking one afternoon and comes upon a little girl sitting on a step outside a house. “Hi there, my name is Stacey. Is your Mommy home?” The little girl nods and says yes, so the realtor starts ringing the...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Finland has closed it's border. Now no one can cross the Finnish line.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 9, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today my doctor told me that my DNA was backwards. I said, “And........?”
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you get a fish high? Give it some sea-weed.
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Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Severnman
I swallowed the cat's medication. Don't ask meow.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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