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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Kindergarten teacher Ms. Prussy decided to find out if her students knew the "grown-up words" for bodily functions, so she asked: "Can anyone use the word urinate in a sentence? Only little Mikey raised his hand, and Ms. Prussy asked again hoping ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
People who believe the Earth is flat tend to be a little bit edgy.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Roped in again
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Shared from General & Hellos
Apr 27, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Here’s an eyeful joke.
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Shared from General & Hellos
Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 23, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I told her that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I grilled a chicken for two hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 25, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 17, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 18, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I get plenty of exercise. I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by mzee
Thought I'd run with this
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says its terminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute? It was his sixty-second birthday.
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Mar 4, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. 😅🤣
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2024Apr 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater... I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 21, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 28, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "Not at all." He said, "KISS?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why do people hate getting up early in Athens? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by noworry28
Cut it in triangles and have a piece of π.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home. I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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