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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

I refused a request to join a tug of war team. I saw it as a backward step.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

Woodcarvers are a splinter group.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 27, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

On seeing the Polar bear, I froze.

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacefully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back, and let the wold wonder how you did it.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

What would a bear be without bees?..... Ears.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 6, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

How much does a pirate pay for corn?.... A buccaneer.

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid

So I said to the baker "How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's a £1? He said "That's Madeira cake."

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.

When you put your grandma on speed dial, that's what I call Instagram.

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since ...

What's red and bad for your teeth?

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 16, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit... He was too exhausted.

A little joke for you.

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May 10, 2019May 2019

Posted by MensaGuy63

Rattlesnake the biker went to the clinic to take the physical to get a truck driving license. "Ok," said the staff assistant, "I need a urine sample, blood sample, stool ssmple and sperm sample". "I ain't got time for all that," Snake replied "How ...

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