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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What does the world’s top dentist get? A little plaque.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 17, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by bklynite53
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? Reading the waffle iron
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by bklynite53
What’s the strongest substance in the universe? Exlax. —— it knocks the shit out of Superman
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by EricJones
This is the season to be jolly- so lets make with the jollies or I'll have to send Vito and Luigi around to remind you to be jolly.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 25, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by SeanMoore
What does a dyslexic cow say? Oooooooooom
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Experts Say Insects May Be the Food of the Future Experts say current livestock practices simply won’t keep up with the worldwide food demands, and with livestock farming contributing to deforestation, diminishing water ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary restraining order against a man it says has been harassing and making subtle threats against CEO Tim Cook as well as other members of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
A family of Cannibals are sitting for dinner when the husband suddenly says, " You know, I don't think I like these Mormon Missionaries." His wife just smiles and replies, " That okay my Love, just eat the vegetables then."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Way, way back in the old days when the Police rode about the Outback towns on horse back, the local drunk was sitting by the road-side as the much detested Police Sergeant was riding by. The drunk yells out to the Sergeant, " Hey, your horse is Mare,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Little Johnny is sitting in class one morning when the Teacher asks who can say the alphabet. Johnny raise his hand quite hurriedly and the Teacher says, " Right Johnny, say your alphabet." Johnny yells, "But Miss,." The Teacher says, " No buts about...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by LetzGetReal
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is when someone or something contravenes the law and illegal is a sick bird
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
I saw this on-line earlier - laughed and though you might find it amusing..... "Oh, no... Looks like you have gotten the Blue Screen of Eternal Death. Your system appears to be infected with the "Sin" virus. Have tried shutting it down and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
So, Mum has just arrived back home after giving birth to her new child, a daughter, and is changing baby's nappy with 4 year old son, Johhny, watching on intently when suddenly little Johnny shouts out to his Mum. " Quick Mum, put it back, it hasn't ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 16, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Triphid
And so did Centurion Marcus Lickus Clittorus say to Mary, " Bathe and clean yourself for tonight I am horny and my Legionaries are on guard at the Governors Palace." And did Mary bathe and was clean and did so spread well her legs and Marcus Lickus ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Petter
Tequila is not just a drink. It's a way to summon the police without a phone.
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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt. Mother: Did you look in the car? Junior: Where in the car? Mother: Try the glove compartment.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 18, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HolyJehosophat
Want to hear a sodium joke? Na. Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
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Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by LeeWilliams
A man with no arms no legs floating in the water? Bob
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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by SKH78
I learned this little ditty when I was about eleven years old - kids would say this when they belched - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 25, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
What you say to muslim on christmas day? "A pint of milk and a packet of Rizlas please"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Pbpierson2
"Cold as Hell" is probably the only oxymoron of a oxymoron that makes sense.
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