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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 8, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Saw this advert in a shop window that said: “Television for sale, $1.00. Volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 14, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Holy Idiocy, Batman...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars... It's the bear minimum.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"... .... and not "griefcase."
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
They told me, "Follow your dreams..." So I went back to bed.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 19, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Pedrohbds
I think this is the final explanation for this whole group If you cannot open the video here is the comics version
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I shot a man with a paintball gun. Just to watch him dye.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself... "Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I always try to jump rope at the gym. But on most days, I end up skipping it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”... Stupid firemen.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’d make jokes about the sea, however they’re too deep.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 31, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery. I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in for lunch. The first lady requested a garden salad. The second lady said: "Caesar salad for me please". So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments. It left me baroque.
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