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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 2, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by LJ49

Why do Jewish women only date circumcised men? they won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.

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Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife ...

If three people get together, they call it a threesome. If two people get together, they call it a twosome. I think I figured out why some people call me handsome.

When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms. The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for ...

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the elevator.

Almost late getting to work tonight, I had to stop and get my dog a birthday present. I wouldn't mind but it's the 7th time this year

A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog ...

Hmmm, so now it is talking animal jokes, eh? A man sees a sign reading "Talking dog for sale – cheap. Inquire wii" Curious, he rang the doorbell. After the owner answered the door, the man asked if the sign was a joke or what. The owner of the ...

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

The church needed a new bell ringer, so the preacher was trying out applicants. A small man with no arms comes in. “You have no arms! How are you going to ring the bell?” the preacher asked. The man said, “Just watch,” and he ran full speed ...

I called my boss and said, "I won't be coming in today. My doctor says I suffer from selective hearing." "That's not even a medical condition," he said, "You better get here immediately or else." I said, "Thanks so much for understanding. See you ...

A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...

Q. What did the skeleton order when it walked into a bar? A. A beer and a mop.

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy." You know what she got? Drunk

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. I said, "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2015." "Really?" he said. "No."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

A good one for this group... A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand."

I bought a toilet brush a few days ago. Long story short... I'm going back to paper

A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks. The only survivors are a man, a dog and a pig who eventually wash up on shore of a deserted island. They survive for months on the natural resources of the island and have formed a ...

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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "...and so Chicken Little went to the farmer and said, 'The sky is ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore Hahaha someone date me plz

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister ...

I went to a surplus store the other day and I asked the assistant " Where are the camouflage jackets? " He said " They`re good aren't they "

WWJD wristbands. Christians will often where a wristband that says WWJD on it (what would Jesus do) to help remind them to be more like Jesus. I say it works really well, as they are so annoying I just want to nail them to a cross

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

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