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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels".... The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
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Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it. Now I have a Bit-coin.
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Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. "How do you know exactly how many" I replied. “Easy, I keep a log..."
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Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
Gary Delaney: "I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out."
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Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Severnman
So I just spent $30 on a belt that doesn't fit. Huge waist.
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Jan 27, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my cell phone and said, “Bring back...
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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?" Judge: "Yes, that's assault." Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
People have accused me of bare-faced plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
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Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by noworry28
It's a time-line displacement.
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Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Mar 27, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside. How unfortunate!
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Apr 18, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Apr 22, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Underwear bandit caught. Admits brief crime spree.
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Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
FIRST, they came for Tucker Carlson, and I didn't speak out ................................................................. ................................................................. ... I was too busy laughing my ass off.
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Apr 30, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Severnman
Tonight I'm at home all by myself eating pasta. Wish I had someone with me. Yes I'm feeling cannelloni. When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked. A bossy man walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round.
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May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships... It’s called 'Scarf Ace‘. I thought that was a purler of a joke. Hopefully it has you in stitches.
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May 2, 2023May 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?" The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"
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May 23, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you cannot master the guitar, don’t fret.
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Sep 4, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
This is for Lilac-JadeCanada… Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
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Sep 10, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A family was standing on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls, looking out at the raging water. "Look, daughter!" The Mom said. "Did you know on this side of the Falls is one country, and the other side of the Falls is a different country?" "Really?"...
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Sep 24, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m the Norse god of mischief but I don’t like to talk about it. I guess you could say I’m low-key.
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Sep 25, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
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Oct 1, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Saw a billboard today that said, "Pregnant? You're not alone." I thought to myself, "Isn't that how it works?"
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Oct 5, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mary had a little lamb... And two nurses who passed out in the delivery room. ==
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Oct 16, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful But that's how Julius Caesar.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

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Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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