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Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by boatdude87

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

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Five Weeks for a Can of Peaches There was a man that was arrested for stealing a can of peaches. He went before the judge and the judge asked the man how many peaches were in the can. Five peaches, your honor, the man said. The judge said, ...

Two old ladies were on a bench smoking. It started to rain. One took out a condom and put it over the cigarette. The other one said what is that? The first one said it is a condom and I got it in the drugstore. The second old lady went to the ...

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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

How do German physicists drink beer? With ein stein. Started reading a bit on friction, but had to force myself into it. A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, "Would you like help with your luggage?" The photon replies, "I don't have ...

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Two Cows in a Field - On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field. The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa." The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, "Why did you say "baaaaa?" The second cow...

An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter. "It's only someone having the holes put into...

I have a neighbour who is very loud and extremely obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels

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Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

A Dog seeing a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist says so how are you? Actually I'm fine.. I'm just glad that I have a place where I'm allowed to lay on the couch.

Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

Another blonde one..lol

I would guess this fits here... A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Posted by SonOfABeach

I'm reading a story about a bunch of stolen quilts. Police think it was a cover-up.

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Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

If the earth was flat...

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said: “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father ...

I entered the bedroom and noticed my wife was admiring herself in front of the mirror. I asked what she was doing, and she replied: "My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20-year-old." I replied: "And what did your doctor say about your ...

A joke from my 5 year old: You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: buoyant {cue groans}

A bear is walking through the woods and finds a fly teasing a fish in a pond. The bear thinks "if the fly comes down 6 inches the fish will jump and I can catch the fish I will have my dinner". A hunter sees the bear watching the fish watching the ...

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Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I told my wife that there is only one thing that scares me on Halloween. My wife: Which is? Me: Exactly!

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Oct 14, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by whiskywoman

he needs jail or death

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