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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by ballou
Five Weeks for a Can of Peaches There was a man that was arrested for stealing a can of peaches. He went before the judge and the judge asked the man how many peaches were in the can. Five peaches, your honor, the man said. The judge said, ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
True story: Cerberus, the name of Hades' dog in Greek mythology, is derived from the Greek word "Kerber," meaning 'spotted.' The Greek god of Hell literally named his dog 'Spot.'
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same as a French kiss, but only down under.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 2, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Kassandra
I never run with scissors. ...those last two words were unnecessary.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 16, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An Irishman proposed to his girlfriend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
There's "Bitch Slap". And then there is "Stone Cold Bitch Slap"!!!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Umbral
How does Moses make tea? . . . . Hebrews it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Another blonde one..lol
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
A Dog seeing a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist says so how are you? Actually I'm fine.. I'm just glad that I have a place where I'm allowed to lay on the couch.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 13, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
I entered the bedroom and noticed my wife was admiring herself in front of the mirror. I asked what she was doing, and she replied: "My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20-year-old." I replied: "And what did your doctor say about your ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954
A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?” The bartender says “I’m glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Karen916
One time there was a costume party in town, where a man and a woman came in, both practically nude. The guy had a string around his waist, with a potato dangling in front of his genitals. The woman also had a string with a lemon in front of her ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 23, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? For bird flu, you need tweetment. For swine flu, you need oinkment.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
This I can do.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by Keith_J
So a couple were having sex and the man said “Oh yes Laurel! Give it to me good!” She lashed out saying “who the fuck is Yanny?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist scumbag!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Kansas anymore
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy goes to the doctor after having piercings removed from his member. " The thing is doc. I am getting into fights every time I go to the bathroom. It just spays everywhere" " Okay I think that you should consult a friend of mine " " Is he a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
One day, in an old west town, the citizens were all fleeing for the hills while shouting "Big John's coming!" A stranger was headed for the saloon, wondering what all the uproar was about, and found the place all but deserted. Just as he walked up ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The toddler absolutely wouldn't take a nap. His mother said he was resisting a rest.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 15, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
The last supper and JC gets the bill.Jesus wept then passed it over to Peter, who passed it to Mark then it was passed to Luke etc. (James knew what his brother was like and was already halfway to the toilet). Till it got round to Judas, Who looks at...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Lukian
It would be quite confusing.
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