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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Monad

A Roman walks into a bar

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Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC

A woman is checking out her purchases at Target, and the cashier does a price check over the loudspeaker system for tampons. Unfortunately, just prior to this price check another cashier had just asked for a price check for tacks in the hardware ...

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.

I hate people that take drugs......for example: airport security....

To find out if you're old, fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you're still young. If they panic and run to help you, you're old.

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Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Lost my temper with my teenager and called him a Son of Bitch. Then I realised it was a self fulfilling prophecy.

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A Shetland pony goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some throat lozenges please; I’m a little hoarse.”

My brother has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

A church was planning to send missionaries to the Congo. They managed to get Pepsi to sponsor the mission. They took an entire truck load of Pepsi into the back country. When they first encounter natives they are thrown into a huge pot for stew or ...

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style. He sits up and begs for half an hour, then she rolls over and plays dead.

Here's a classic: Two guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't appear to be breathing. His buddy takes out his cell phone and immediately calls 911. Gasping, he says...

So, it is pig jokes now, eh? A fella was driving down a country road. Needing directions, when he spotted a farmer and a pig in a barnyard he stopped to ask. He noticed that the pig only had three legs, so he asked the farmer about that. The farmer...

What footwear do French people wear? Phillipe Phillops. ...I'm sorry I'll be leaving now

I met a gay couple who seem made for each other: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

So I phoned my local Chinese restaurant and asked " Do you deliver? " " No, we do chicken, beef and pork "

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MrBeelzeebubbles

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

A man goes into a dentist's office, blows right past the receptionist, and makes a beeline for an open exam room. The flustered receptionist grabs the dentist and tells him what just transpired. The dentist enters the exam room, and the man excitedly...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If the woman needs help up, elevator.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If she does a great job, promoter.

I don't know much about Sweden but I hear their flag as a big plus.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 27, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I was pulled over the other night and the officer asked me if I was drinking and driving...I replied no sir that's against the law...I drank before I drove...

I was in the builders yard the other day and a guy comes in and asks for 10,000 bricks So the sales assistant asks "Big job?" "Not really. I am building a bar-b-q out back" "You don`t need 10,000 bricks for a bar-b-q!!" "You do if you live on the ...

Best graffiti I ever saw... " My mother made me a homosexual!" "If I give her the wool will she make me one? "

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