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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
2 s are at the kitchen table and one has a whole box of animal crackers spread out over it. “Whatcha doing?” the other asks. “Well,” says the first, “the box says not to eat them if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal to see ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
This a story regaled to my by my Italian immigrant, farmer grandfather. I believe it is true. He needed a plow horse and he heard that another Italian farmer down the river was selling his old mare for $5.00. My grandfather looked it over and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
Have you heard about Burger King's new sandwich for cannibals? It's called a Manwich.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Two shellfish got into a legal dispute. They settled it in small clams court.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"Hey Van Gogh, you wanna beer?" "What?" "You wanna beer Van Gogh?" "Eh, I`ve got one ear"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by Doug
A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?" "Yes" "I mean the kind where you feel a weight pressing down on your chest?" "Oh, ya" "Well, what do you do about that?" "I just tell the cat she has to sleep at the...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Best pun ever; "This is my plan of attack" "It looks like a nail" "No its a tack"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by Sansdeus
Why can't naked bananas get a date? Because they lack a peel.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
Two young rabbis were gossiping about a very very old rabbi as he entered the room. One young rabbi ask the old one: "is it true that you have collected and kept all the foreskins of all the circumcisions you've performed?" "yes I've collected ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by Stevil
What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by ImitationGame
I just got back from a vacation in Switzerland and everyone keeps asking what was my favorite part...I’m not really sure but the flag was a big plus.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Two brothers buy a place in the country, and decide they need a mule to plow with. They go down the road to another farmer's place and ask if he has a mule he'll . He says,"No, but I have a mule egg I'll you." So he goes and gets a coconut, and says...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
2 uneducated ditsy tacky bleached blond silicon boob airhead barbies are talking about sex. One asks the other: "do you smoke after sex?" the other replies: "I dunno, I don't look down there" ... In the other room, their macho inked buff mullet ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Why was the chicken sent to anger management class? A clear case of irritable fowl syndrome.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2018May 2018

Posted by Davethecrow
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss
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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I guy has to have an operation when he`s in Thailand. As the pretty nurse is shaving his privates she says; " Don`t worry it quite usual to have an erection on these occasions " " I don`t have an erection " " Yes but I do "
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
A guy walked into the doctor's office with a rock the size of a small grapefruit. The doctor asked him about it, and the guy said it was a kidney stone he passed the night before. The doctor was stunned and said, "Didn't that hurt?" The guy nodded...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 29, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement. (For those you who need a little more potty humor.)
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 9, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Need 2......
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
Blueberries- what the guys in the polar bear club get when they take their mid-winter swim.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 11, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by FlippantLlama
Did you know those round bails of hay are illegal? Yeah, they don't give a horse a square meal!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid
A guy stops to pick up a hitchhiker late at night on a lonely road. "Thanks" said the hitchhiker, "but I could have been anybody, an axe murderer even. Wern't you afraid?" "No" said the driver. "What are the odd of two being in the same car at ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lukian
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: Before you leave, I want you to hear ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 14, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by matthew1954
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosive
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