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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Seamus calls to his mate and says "Hey Paddy, how's the mother in law? I heard she moved in with you". "Ah" he said, "she died of the alcohol" "Really" says Seamus, "I didn't know she drank" "she didn't" says Paddy, "I came home pissed and ...

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know....

Dam Fish A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these ...

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I bought a chess set the other day, but I had to take it back as it tasted funny. Shopkeeper said 'whats the problem, I said 'its stalemate', He said 'are you sure' I said 'checkmate'

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans...

Split Second The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn. The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse ...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . Just two, but don't ask me how they got in there!

This one is kind of old, yo mamas so fat I saw her on the Richard Simmons show when she started jumping around she knocked my tv off the shelf.

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I've recently started dating a woman who claims to be a palm tree nymph. I refer to her as my girlfrond.

Yo mamma so ugly the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: One of them tastes like shit!

I took a pole recently and 100% of people were annoyed that their tent had fallen down

The teacher asked little Johnny where was Timbuktu, he replied where do you think it is? The teacher said I don't think, I know where it is. Johnny said I don't think I know where it is either.

Little Johnny lived next door to little Susie and every time Johnny would get a new toy Susie would get the same thing. He got a bike she got a bike. He got a ball she got a ball. Finally one day little Johnny pulled down his pants and said see that ...

Many years ago I visited the reservation in New Mexico to kick around with my Native American friend who still had some family living there. I stopped into a bar just outside the reservation where a lot of the Indian men would go to have a drink. I...

Light bulb jokes Starting with How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world ...

Two guys from Alabama decided they wanted to try ice fishing so the loaded up and went to Minnesota, stopped at the bait shop for supplies and off they went. That evening they came back to the bait shop and the owner asked how many fish did they ...

When geese fly in a 'V" formation...why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Playing Mozart Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you ...

Three nuns, two Italian and one Polish, die in a car accident. They stand in front of the pearly gates with Saint Peter who had a dislike for Polish nuns. He desided to play a trick on her. "Before you can enter you will have to pass a simple ...

A storm has arrived and flood waters are rising. A man is sitting on his front porch when a truck comes by and the driver shouts out, "get in, you need to get out of here." The man smiles and responds, "that's okay, God will save me." The truck ...

At the last supper Jesus Breaks up the bread and says 'this is my body', then he pours the wine and says 'this is my blood', then he grabs hold of the jar of mayonnaise and Judas says 'I am gonna have to stop you right there'

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