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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
An insight into mens psych Miss NSW Australia is on a cruise ship that sinks in the Pacific. To make matters worse she ends up alone on a desert island with the most fat, ugly and greasy looking guy you could ever imagine. He is bald and sweats ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 3, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices of ale Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind Was precisely the same, but in Braille.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 3, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I met a girl who always wore a black garter around her thigh. In memory of all those who have gone beyond
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Was going to tell a decapitation joke...but didn't want anyone to think I lost my head..
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said, "You know, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink called Irving?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What do you call a low-budget circumcision? A rip-off.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
My friend asked me to carve a sculpture out of a rock. It was the hardest g I've ever had to make!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
If you want to buy a hose you might go on a shopping spray
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
So Ethel and Mildred were sitting enjoying the sunshine in the garden at the Golden Palms Retirement Home for the Gentile when 90 year old Bert streaked past naked. "What was that?" exclaimed Ethel. "I k it was Bert" said Mildred. "Needs to press his...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What do toilet paper and Star Trek have in common? They both go to Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Man found beaten to death with chicken. Fowl Play suspected.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What's the secret to dating a German girl? You have to take the bitte with the sweet.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Murray the cannibal didn't like skinny women. He preferred them with a little meat on their bones.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I know it ain't 5, cuz that's how many there in my basement and it's dark as shit down there.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Q: What's the difference between a little girl and a little boy? A: The little girl will grow up.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by EricJones
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey; along came a spider who sat down beside her; and said "hey babe, come here often?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Eirteacher
What is the most elastic thing in the world? Skin The Bible says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
So you think that you are unloved. When I was a child my parents gave me two new toys to play with in the bath tub - an electric hairdryer and a toaster.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Meow but if you get this one. A cat walks into a bar. And he doesn't.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
I can't follow my wife
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Lukian
Unfaithful
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Theskeptic
Guy goes into a bar ?! Starts drinking heavy and wakes up the next morning strapped to a stainless steel table! On one side he sees a grey alien ?, on the other is a big guy with a blonde comb over and orange skin! Guy says what am I doing here?...
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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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