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Jun 8, 2018Jun 2018

In a small clearing deep in the Tennessee woods, a group of hillbillies gathered around a still, and as the first drops of alcohol started to come out they began to sing: You are our moonshine, our only moonshine, you make us happy when skies are ...

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Jun 8, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

A sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender and say, "Bartender, get us each a beer!" The bartender turns to them and says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

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Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.

Was in the quacks the other day when I suddenly noticed that he had a big long suppository stuck behind his ear - " Doc why is that suppository behind your ear?" "Damn some bastards got my pen stuck up his arse again!" Said the good doctor.

All I ask is for the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.

I would tell you a secret about a Lion, a Witch and a wardrobe. But quite frankly, it's Narnia business.

I love performing magic for kids, but recently I performed for an incontinence conference. Had them laughing so hard, there wasn't a dry seat in the house!

Over 40 years ago I moved out of my parents house and I couldn't afford to pay the electric bill. It was the darkest time of my life!

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Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I used to get annoyed at all the misspellings and grammar errors men make in text conversations. Then I realised I should give them a break. It's tough to type with one hand.

A rabbit would come by every day, and I always left food out for him. One day, he simply stopped coming. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A duck goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some Chapstick, please; just put it on my bill.”

My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts. When the guy at the door asked what we had come as I answered " A turtle. " " Who`s that? " looking at my girlfriend. " Oh that`s Michele "

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. And the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

Old McDonald had OCD...E E I I O.

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Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 5082gregory

Why did the man tip toe when he walked passed the medicine cabinet? He did not want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

What’s the difference between an elephant and a zippo? One weighs a ton, the other’s a little lighter

A guy was driving down a country road when he spotted a farmer holding a pig in his arms. The pig was eating apples off a tree, and the guy got very curious. He leaned out the window and said, "Isn't that kind of time consuming?" The farmer shook ...

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla ...

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he approaches St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "What was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest,...

I read an article in National Geographic about a cannibal who passed his brother in the woods.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS... 1. Food has replaced sex in my life...now I can't even get into my own pants. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content. 3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 4. I ...

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