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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Mar 5, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw the world’s largest egg this week. That will take some beating.
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Mar 10, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding... They said, “First class rear..."
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Mar 17, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Moravian
I bought a thesaurus in a charity shop and when I got it home I found that all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how annoyed I was.
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Mar 25, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They say “toucan do it.”
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Apr 3, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more I asked for 120/80 blood pressure.
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Apr 5, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs... It's because they're Inca hoots!
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Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned.
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Apr 13, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.” Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”
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Apr 15, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"
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Apr 17, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning... I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.
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May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by RobertNappi2
I know I'm overweight but I identify as skinny...So I guess that makes me Trans-Slender!!!
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May 4, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m sure I booked that seat…
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Sep 7, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. Thereisnospacebar.
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Sep 15, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Why do Norwegians build their own tables? No Ikea.
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Sep 28, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Because Yoda was in charge. Why was the joke in the punchline?
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Oct 21, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by FearlessFly
Q: How do you tell a blind man in a nudist colony ? A: It's NOT hard :)
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Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by anglophone
There are born-again Christians. There are porn-again Christians as well.
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Oct 29, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch. Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes. Man: "Sure, no problem." The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. ...
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Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got in line to watch the Oppenheimer movie around lunchtime, but I realised it was three hours long and I was starving. So I went to the Barbie queue instead.
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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by noworry28
My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my car to refill it. Yesterday he asked me what's the best oil to use for an oil change. I told him Avocado or olive oils are what I use. Now he is mad ...
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Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I did a sponsored walk once. In the end, I’d managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...
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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Dec 25, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I had a nightmare of a day, the computers went down and everything had to be done manually. It took me ten minutes just to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
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Dec 28, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy. I clipped it.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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