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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.
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Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.
5 comments
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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 9, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…” I woke with a start.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower’. I think I might have Florets.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What happens when you boil a funny bone? It becomes a laughing stock.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 9, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS? He had too many deductions.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 24, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week... Actually it was more of a Spell Check.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
6 comments
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Nov 6, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall... He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 8, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I don't trust stairs either. They're always up to something
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawal.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 25, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all ten of them.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 26, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’m watching a fly fishing tournament at the moment. It’s Live stream.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My friend who runs marathons has a fear of speed bumps on the road. She is slowly getting over it.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat? Chicago.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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