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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Do these count? Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves. Yo mama's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. And Yo mama's so ugly,people break into her house to close her blinds.

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

Light bulb jokes.... How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. Germans are very efficient and have no sense of humor.

Light bulb jokes How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. That's what research students are for.

The young couple that live next door to me have just made a sex tape. I mean obviously they don't know that yet, but I can't wait to show them

Prehistoric Producer What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"

I asked my grampa, "You call grandma so many affectionate names like honey, sweetie, or sugar pie. What's your secret to staying so affectionate?" My grandpa said, "Honestly, I forgot her name about 5 years ago, so I call her things she will answer...

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

Little Johnny's parents took him to the zoo and his dad went to get some popcorn, Johnny and his mom went by the elephant and Johnny said mommy what's that long thing hanging down from the elephant? She said oh that's. His trunk. No no further back ...

Headline in an Irish newspaper. " Cork man drowns " His name was Bob

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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by silverotter11

What is Eternity? Four blond drivers at a 4-way stop, with hats on.

A young guy goes into a bakery and asks " How fresh is the cream in those cakes? " The middle aged lady behind the counter answers " The cream in those cakes, is as fresh and pure as the girl of your dreams ". " How much are the pies? "

Posted by MrControversy

Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop? He wanted to Winnebago.

Nacho Soup Holly cannot cook. She is capable of the process of cooking, but Holly cannot cook in the same way that an octopus cannot ride a bike; it has enough arms to reach the pedals and handlebars but the result will rarely be a successful ...

You guys need to read this. Give yourselves about ten minutes to read this...His entire site is dripping with hilarity. Sample: "Also, your inference that I am without religion is incorrect and I am actually torn between two faiths; while your ...

Truckers joke A couple days ago I pulled into the weight scale and the trooper came outside and said," looks like you're a little over weight son" I said looks like you could lose a few pounds too Pops. He didn't get my humor at all.

A short one for my first. A termite with no teeth walks in a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

I went to the butchers, and he said I bet $50 you can't reach those pieces of meat on the ceiling. I said I'm not betting, the steaks are to high

Two lions walking along the boardwalk and one says to the other " It`s a bit quiet for a holiday weekend isn't it? "

A three legged dog walks into a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “Excuse me, I’m looking for my Pa.”

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Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

My dad's joke about corporate mergers: Did you here that Schick Razor bought out Fuller Brush company? Now their Fuller Schick!

One of my all time favs.

Two Thousand Offspring The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits. "And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring." "Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

Light Year: Just like a regular year, only fewer calories.

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "would you all like a beer?" The first logician says, "I don't know". The second logician says, "I don't know". The third logician says, "Yes!"

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