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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
COWS DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
All the Trump fans here on the site might not like me for this one. Sorry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? It got pissed off.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Whoops!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A tramp is walking down a London street following a very aristocratic looking gent. The gent notices him following asks " What on earth do you think your doing you grubby little oik? " " I am waiting for you throw away your giggie butt " says the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MrControversy
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man with Alzheimer's how to fish, he'll eat for a day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by noworry28
Ladies does size really matters.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female....A good move, concert, play or book. Male....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
THE TRUTH ABOUT BARNEY. 1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3) Extract all Roman numerals: C V V L D I V 4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 25, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Livinlife
Not really a joke, just silly
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 26, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by SKH78
This joke works very well on people who are five, six or seven years old. Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left? Assertive kids groan and reply "I'm not even going to go there.... I ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
One of the many things I love about the English language is that it has Irony built into it. Hypenated. Non-hyphenated. Monosyllabic
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by KatieBeth93
What did one nut say to the other nut he was chasing? I'm gonna cashew!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by EricTrommater
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? ... Wait I thought this was a group about cheese jokes.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by SteveB
I paid my 15 year old $10 to wash the dishes. Then, on his way to the bathroom, I mugged him because it’s my job to teach him life lessons.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Hominid
This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
I once met a girl called similie but I don't know what I metaphor
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Lending an ear A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this...
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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Supper With The Fellas Judas: "We still on for Friday?" Jesus: "Friday?" Judas: "Yeah, the last supper?" Jesus: "The what??" Judas: "...supper. Just normal supper with the fellas..."
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady
Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness? A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
The Right Card A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
A Bee from America What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
@insectra another light bulb screwing joke.
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