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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
An apple a day amounts to seven in a week.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I'm a well balanced person, I have a chip on each shoulder....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Well....... as I'm here on my rotary phone reading some of the funny jokes on here I'm truly LOL!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the Rabbi went over to see if the priest was ready. The priest said, "I have to hear confessions for about one-half hour, but unfortunately I just got a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
An old farmer and his wife are going to town on their mule-drawn wagon. After a bit, the mule stops. The farmer can't get it to move, so he gets out goes up to the mule shakes his finger and says "that's one." A short while later the mule stops ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TerriCity
A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to death with popcorn.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Questions the bibble never answers!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Why are there no screws in a lesbian bed? Because its all tongue-n-groove.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I never used to like facial hair, but it's really starting to grow on me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Presley1209
Why do women get crows feet faster than men? Cuz they say "SUCK WHAT?" ? But men are getting them faster cuz they say "PLEASE!?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by SKH78
No matter how you feel about warts, they have a way of growing on you.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I'm not trying to brag or anything, but one time I went skinny dipping in Loch Ness, and they're STILL talking about it
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
Exaggerations went up by like a million percent last year.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
The 1 cause of dry skin is bath towels!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Leafhead
How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie, but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Three young women are in the waiting room at their Obstetrician's office. Two of the three have seen the doctor previously. One of those two says: "The doctor says that we are going to have a boy because he was on top when we conceived." The second ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
A hot shower...a normal shower with me in it..
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Dingodog
Two for one: these must be said everytime you meet a farmer or someone in the botanical world. 1. What did the plow say to the tractor? A: Pull me closer John Deer. 2. You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Ok because it's on the clipboard: A New Zealander was talking to a N.Y. cop and is asked what are your girls like? Holding his hands six inches apart he says "they're that big". "That big?" says the cop. "Yeah" says the New Zealander "And it's a good...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by triumph56
Vegetarian is on old Red Indian word..it means "bad hunter" (Just a joke ,folks-nog intended or implied )
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Okay it may be a bug or a conspiracy to stop me telling this joke so here goes; I hear there is a bill before US congress to limit the number of tv channels. Until there are enough thin people to act in them.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
What do you call a steer with two legs? Lean beef. I've got two more that used to be pretty funny but in today's PC world they would probably be considered racist and sexist. If the White House Correspondence Dinner can host what're her name, there...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What's the difference between being hard up and down and out?? About ten minutes if you do it right.
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