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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

I went to a DVD for hire store, I said 'Can I have Batman Forever'? The guy at the counter replied 'No, sorry but you will have to give it back tomorrow

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Feb 20, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Finally, and explanation for balding Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother. "He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with ...

What is the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

My psychotherapist died recently. Luckily he was so good at his job I didn't give a shit

This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group. But it turns out that it’s tomorrow.

I was kicking my dog in the head the other day and then it turned around and bit me in the nuts. A friend said it was Karma, I said no, if anything it was even more angry

Myself and a friend bought the DR WHO boxset and we watched every episode back to back. Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen so I didn't get to see any of it

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

I'm going to tell a necrophilia joke. And if the audience is dead, screw them!

My friend was so upset because their dog died. I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. He said what I am supposed to do with 2 dead dogs

My Uncle Derek was found dead with a belt tied around his neck and a dildo up his arse. At the funeral the vicar said he would be remembered for his charity work. He was wrong

(just sing along for a moment)... where have all the Noses gone? .. Long Time Passing! where have all the noses go-one. Long Time ago. Where have all the Noses Gone? YOUNG GIRLS PICKED THEM - EVERY ONE! - - - when will they ever learn....

Someone posted something similar to this a while ago; couldn't find it. So google stepped up to the plate once more. Warning: if you're offended by men poking fun at feminists, do not read any further. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw ...

Apparently there are large animals in Africa which have a huge trunk that a turning to religion and blowing themselves up. This is now being reffered to as elephantISIS.

Bet you didn't know when you met Mr Right his first name was gonna be always. I'm never wrong, there was this one time I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken. Lol. I'm sorry y'all I'm just rambling I need to sleep. .

Just a real event that gives an insight into Liverpool humor. This was an actual post in the Liverpool echo. " Emperors relative dies. Mr Osako Yammamoto second cousin to emperor Hirohito passed away on Thursday last. Mr Yammamoto came to Liverpool ...

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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much er.

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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Silvertongue

Not sure how cheesy this is but apparently it was voted the best ever joke in a poll in the UK. I loved it but as a cynical misogynist I guess I would. A woman lying in bed as her husband walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. ...

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that`s long and hard to get her mouth around? A new surname.

Musicians joke. A bass player dies and goes to heaven.St Peter says " Great! We have a band looking for a bass player " So the guy goes to see this band and they`re well how can put this... a bit tame. Like the Carpenters without the raw, punk sex ...

Religious Objects A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy says, ...

I just heard that Britians Fattest family managed to lose a combined total of 150 pounds last week. One of them died

When making fun of vegetarians, start by taking the kid gloves off.

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Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

Q. What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? A. Luke Warm!

I was so agoraphobic, I'd even pee myself every time I stood up in public. ...had to give up teaching.

I'll never forget the first joke my little sister ever told..... We were all sitting around, telling jokes, and my sister wanted to get in on the act. She was 4 (I was eight). So she made this one up: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ...

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