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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

A Roman citizen walks into a bar, raises two fingers and says to the waiter: “Five beers, please”

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Doctors say carrots are good for our eyes. That's because nobody has ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails

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Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Girl: Were you named after your father? Boy: No. Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

Why was my Limburger cheese listening to Sly & the Family Stone? Because it was funky.

I'm not impatient! I just have a wait problem.

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I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?” Me: “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

I hate how most funerals are at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

Did you hear about to croupier that lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He is finding it hard to deal with.

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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983

My scrotum was sent to a mental asylum. It was a total nutcase.

I was hoping to take some leftovers from the party, but my plans were foiled.

A man rushed into a doctor’s office, shouting. ‘Help me. Doctor I’m shrinking.” The doctor said, “Now settle down a bit — you’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

What do you do if you are attracted by a gang of clowns. Go for the juggler.

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Timing is everything.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue.... I can’t seem to put it down.

My local tennis club’s website was down. They had problems with their server. Plus access to the net.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.

At university I’m taking a class on Braille. The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.

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