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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth? A tooth pic.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days... It will be a sadder day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I have a secret baking recipe for bread. It’s on a knead to dough basis.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?" Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 11, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve worked out how to make the number 7 even. It’s easy, you just take away the s.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My friend walked into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
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Posts
Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel. "Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath, and den." The woman interrupted suspiciously, "And den what?"
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Posts
Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a date with Batman? A Masked Mandate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by FearlessFly
If a squid and an octopus distributed audio recordings on the internet, it would be called . . . . . . a cephalopodcast. :)
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place. It was the Bluetooth Fairy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It’s not like I did anything!
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Posts
Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a person who takes baby goats? A Kidnapper!
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the brawl at the post office? The stamps got licked by the postmaster. =================== My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker. Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry. So I folded.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 20, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My jam business failed. The finances got spread too thin.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983
I accidently poured spot remover on my dog, now I can't find him.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At one time a falling Apple led to the Theory of Gravity. Now, it's just a broken iPhone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 5, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 7, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was waitering the other day and a nice old man asked me for a little spoon So I gently lay him down and hugged him from behind.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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