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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY. DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Excerpts from a dog's dIary. Day number 182, 185, 193... 8:00am - oh boy! Dog food! My favorIte! 9:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 9:40am - oh boy! A walk! My favorIte! 10:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 11:30am - oh boy! Dog food! My...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Ldox
What does women and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
True story: Cerberus, the name of Hades' dog in Greek mythology, is derived from the Greek word "Kerber," meaning 'spotted.' The Greek god of Hell literally named his dog 'Spot.'
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Medicdad
What's the speed of sex? 68, because you have to turn around at 69.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
WWJD wristbands. Christians will often where a wristband that says WWJD on it (what would Jesus do) to help remind them to be more like Jesus. I say it works really well, as they are so annoying I just want to nail them to a cross
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to 7 miles away. Interestingly, this is still a fact if you remove the word moth
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight. Well, what I really mean is that she died in a bungee jumping accident
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Melbates
Ban all carrots.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MarcIveson
Just heard this .... Q what do you call a bloke that hangs around with musicians ? A A drummer .
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I remember the last time I bought a christmas tree. The guy said 'Are gonna put this up yourself' I said 'No, I was thinking of the living room'
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A 6 year old boy gets lost in the mall. The security guy says " Okay lets try and find your mummy. What`s she like? " " Vodka and bingo "
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I got into an argument in the supermarket yesterday and this woman threw some cheddar at me. I said " That`s not very mature "
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I went to a surplus store the other day and I asked the assistant " Where are the camouflage jackets? " He said " They`re good aren't they "
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
So just now, watching "The Magicians" on SYFY, Season 3, episode 3, and Queen Margo calls a couple of her administrators "dickholes." And I immediately thought of Billy Graham's son, Urethra Franklin.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
Life cycle of the cicada
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
Like the amateur geologist that I am, I sometimes prefer a woman who is spathic.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by SallyInStitches
What do you call a rabbit with V D? Peter Rottentail
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I went to the store the other day, and I said 'Will you sell me a kettle?' he said 'KENWOOD'? I said 'Where is he'?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I was going to go to a fancy dress party, and I was thinking of going dressed up as a small island just off of Italy. But a friend of mine said 'Don't be sicily'
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
Pick up line
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
You must think I'm stupid
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