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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC is sitting around at the last supper and says " One of you is a snitch. You`re going to rat on me and sell me out..... Judas " Judas looks at JC in all innocence and replies " Why do ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I was in a bar the other night and a salvation army woman came in selling the Warcry. So I asked her " Do you save wicked women? " " Yes we do " she replied. " Can you save one for me on Saturday please "
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
THE THREE BULLS. Three bulls were grumbling about the expected arrival of a fourth one. The first bull raged that he had been on the farm for 20 years and had 20 cows and wasn't going to give up a single cow to the newcomer. The second bull, with ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
THE TRUTH ABOUT BARNEY. 1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3) Extract all Roman numerals: C V V L D I V 4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
REDNECK NATIVITY SCENE. In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. Three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female....An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female....A good move, concert, play or book. Male....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female....A desire to get married and raise a family. Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male....Playing football without a cup.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female....Any part under a car's hood. Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
SHOPPING MATH: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
OFFICE ARITHMETIC: Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = production. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
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