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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Wooden Leg Smith An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." His friend then asked, "So what's the name of the other leg?"

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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrLink

Many years ago I visited the reservation in New Mexico to kick around with my Native American friend who still had some family living there. I stopped into a bar just outside the reservation where a lot of the Indian men would go to have a drink. I...

A German shepherd was left inside one day and his master came home late so the dog pooped in the house. The master was furious and said if you do that again I will have you put to sleep The next day the master stayed out very late, the poor dog held ...

I know a great lightbulb joke but it might be a little too bad taste for this group. Is there someone I could run it by for approval or should I just put a disclaimer in front of it

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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!

(just sing along for a moment)... where have all the Noses gone? .. Long Time Passing! where have all the noses go-one. Long Time ago. Where have all the Noses Gone? YOUNG GIRLS PICKED THEM - EVERY ONE! - - - when will they ever learn....

Little Johnny's parents took him to the zoo and his dad went to get some popcorn, Johnny and his mom went by the elephant and Johnny said mommy what's that long thing hanging down from the elephant? She said oh that's. His trunk. No no further back ...

Little Johnny lived next door to little Susie and every time Johnny would get a new toy Susie would get the same thing. He got a bike she got a bike. He got a ball she got a ball. Finally one day little Johnny pulled down his pants and said see that ...

The teacher asked little Johnny where was Timbuktu, he replied where do you think it is? The teacher said I don't think, I know where it is. Johnny said I don't think I know where it is either.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the ...

I have just been on a course to improve positive thinking . It was shit

I took a pole recently and 100% of people were annoyed that their tent had fallen down

My Uncle Derek was found dead with a belt tied around his neck and a dildo up his arse. At the funeral the vicar said he would be remembered for his charity work. He was wrong

My friend was so upset because their dog died. I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. He said what I am supposed to do with 2 dead dogs

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: One of them tastes like shit!

A newlywed couple walk into a top hotel . The receptionist asks ' Do you have reservations ? ' The blushing bride replies ' Well I,m not so sure about anal'.

A little boy came to his dad one day and asked, is it true that in Africa a man doesn't know his wife until after they're married? His dad said yes son it's like that in this country too.

New Job for the College Graduate A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But ...

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I bought a hair donut today. I like them because they make your buns fat!

I asked my grampa, "You call grandma so many affectionate names like honey, sweetie, or sugar pie. What's your secret to staying so affectionate?" My grandpa said, "Honestly, I forgot her name about 5 years ago, so I call her things she will answer...

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

What do you call a redneck that's a virgin? An only child.

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