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Feb 28, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop? He wanted to Winnebago.

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Feb 27, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by legshowoff

When geese fly in a 'V" formation...why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A little boy heard the word penis at school so when he got home he asked his dad , what's a penis. The dad said we'll son I can show you better than I could tell you so he pulled down his pants and said see son that's a penis in fact that's a perfect...

So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. BLAHHH HAHAHAHA

President's Day I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?" He said, "It's President's Day!" I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about ...

Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from university, gotten married and got a job at the same firm. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are ...

Not a joke but I need to tell the world.. Today I am a grandfather.. 9lbs 6oz and 20 inches of little kid coming to the world! I am elated! :-)

Two pirates walk into a bar, each with a parrot on his shoulder. One pirate has a peg leg, the other a hook for a hand. The parrot on the left leans over to the one on the right and says "I'll bet my pirate can beat up your pirate..". You can ...

Inspirational thought for the day - Where there's a Will - there's a relative.

Apparently there are large animals in Africa which have a huge trunk that a turning to religion and blowing themselves up. This is now being reffered to as elephantISIS.

Why become a suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in heaven... Become a priest and get them now

I walked into the local Credit Union to make a cash withdrawal, when an elderly frail woman asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

A young guy goes into a bakery and asks " How fresh is the cream in those cakes? " The middle aged lady behind the counter answers " The cream in those cakes, is as fresh and pure as the girl of your dreams ". " How much are the pies? "

I can't help being atheist, that's just how God made me.

Two guys from Alabama decided they wanted to try ice fishing so the loaded up and went to Minnesota, stopped at the bait shop for supplies and off they went. That evening they came back to the bait shop and the owner asked how many fish did they ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by silverotter11

What is Eternity? Four blond drivers at a 4-way stop, with hats on.

Did you hear about the Polack who went ice fishing? He cought 500 pounds of ice, and his wife drowned trying to cook it

I have a neighbour who is very loud and extremely obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels

Someone posted something similar to this a while ago; couldn't find it. So google stepped up to the plate once more. Warning: if you're offended by men poking fun at feminists, do not read any further. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw ...

You hear about the guy who got hit by lightning 20 times? He always conducted himself properly.

Okay I'm warning you this joke may be of bad taste. Ladies I apologize in advance, don't hate me okay. Here goes How many battered women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if the bitch knows what's good for her.

Headline in an Irish newspaper. " Cork man drowns " His name was Bob

Light bulb jokes Starting with How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world ...

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