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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Two Priests Meet Jesus: Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, ...

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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by SteveB

The Physical An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man ...

Dam Fish A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these ...

I went to a DVD for hire store, I said 'Can I have Batman Forever'? The guy at the counter replied 'No, sorry but you will have to give it back tomorrow

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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

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Supper With The Fellas Judas: "We still on for Friday?" Jesus: "Friday?" Judas: "Yeah, the last supper?" Jesus: "The what??" Judas: "...supper. Just normal supper with the fellas..."

Lending an ear A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this...

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, ...

Do you know what the difference is between the bird flu and swine flu? In the first case you need tweetment while in the second oinkment.

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

I use Facebook for the wrong reasons, I think.

Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One asks, "How's your wife?" Oldman 2, "I think she might be dead." Oldman 1: "Why?" Oldman 2: "Well the sex is the same, but the dirty dishes are starting to pile up."

Wayne was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Queensland when he saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road, so gave him a lift. The old man sat silently until he noticed a brown bag on the seat. 'What's in the...

Three strings are walking through town and decide to get a drink. They come across this bar and start to go in when they see a sign at the entrance that says, No strings allowed! The strings sit outside for a moment, thinking what to do, when the ...

I once met a girl called similie but I don't know what I metaphor

A man goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, you gotta help me. I’m worried that none of my farts stink.” The doctor says, “Hmm, ok, do me a favor and fart for me.” The man stands up, bends over and let’s one rip. The doctor stands ...

This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.

I paid my 15 year old $10 to wash the dishes. Then, on his way to the bathroom, I mugged him because it’s my job to teach him life lessons.

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know....

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Too Expensive "Cheesy Jokes Group" A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 ...

There are 2 pieces of cheese sat next together having a little chat. One piece of cheese sticks his tounge out and says 'ne ne ne ne ne na', the other piece of cheese said 'huh, your'e not very mature'

Another one from "Cheesy Jokes Group". Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: "?Since we got married, we don't go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore."? Husband: ...

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

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Two Cows in a Field - On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field. The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa." The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, "Why did you say "baaaaa?" The second cow...

Sounds like a joke my dad would make.

I am going to combine a cheese joke and cheese. What is the favorite religious song for Wisconsin? “What a friend we have in Cheeses”.

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