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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the chicken join the gym? To work on his pecks!
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Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Iā€™m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and nearly killed some guy on a bike.
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Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Whatā€™s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environmentā€¦ So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Iā€™m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. Itā€™s an autobiography.
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Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend of mine told me duvets are better than quilts. I told them not to make blanket statements.
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Sep 9, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horseā€™s mouth? A mechanic.
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Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Itā€™s a challenge to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My horse will only come out of her stable when it gets dark. She's becoming a night mare.
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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Sep 6, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I got a tattoo of a gong. Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal.
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Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Coach repeated: ā€œThere's no I in team.ā€ I replied: ā€œHowever, there's a M and an E.ā€
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working... All she got was a lousy plaque.
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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing? He was just checking his balance.
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Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At the local Deli, I requested some thinly sliced salami. The assistant asked: ā€œGenoa salami?ā€ I replied: ā€œYes, I know a couple.ā€
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey... You know she's a keeper!
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Iā€™ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Thenā€¦heyā€¦pesto!
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Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I called the local gym, asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I'm free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday."
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners. She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"
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Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
If this site closes, I'm on atheistuniverse.net as Mrs.B......many groups there including a laughs group.
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