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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by noworry28
Minty fresh toe.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I don’t think it will take off.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
When Joseph Swan developed an experimental light bulb, did a candle appear above his head?
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. " I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet. I couldn't ask for more.
2 comments
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Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by BounceBack
Religion is crazy, although maybe see through nightie isn't to bad. (This song is mocking religion, the ending line is quite funny personally. Yet I really hate the absurdness of astrology.) Pete Seeger : Old Time Religion
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At university I’m taking a class on Braille. The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with supermarkets. I asked: “Do you want any help with your packing?"
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"I stand corrected!" ... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend asked me how she looks? I didn’t understand why she was upset with my reply: "With your eyes."
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My niece calls me Ankles... I call her my Knees.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2022May 2022

Posted by Garban
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long. He said, “No, it’ll be round.”
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My local tennis club’s website was down. They had problems with their server. Plus access to the net.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner complained about my obsession with golf. I asked, why, is it driving a wedge between us?
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad? Dad: Of course, son. Heck, I could probably watch someone do 100 push ups.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Sweet dreams with a bite.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Psychic night at the local pub was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
3 comments

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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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