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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by EricJones
My doctor said cialis-so I did.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Outstanding in its field.
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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... I am raisin awareness!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but I never got the chants.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
This joke might be the last straw for some.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 16, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?” Me: “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 14, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...
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Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies... My therapist suggested I need an outlet.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I admit that I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me. To get even I played a blank CD over and over. That drove him crazy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!
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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle. She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Budgie
My students and I love creating new words by accident. Today's word is Twiggered When a memory is triggered in your brain and you twig onto why something is happening. Feel free to share and use.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

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