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Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia

My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc; 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters; 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps. ...and that's my Bucket List.

I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son. He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”

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A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

I'm not impatient! I just have a wait problem.

I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…

Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.

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Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

We'll We'll We'll... If it isn't autocorrect.

Why was Russia late to the UN meeting? Stalin, as always.

I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because I lost my Siberian Housekey. (For Lilac-JadeCanada)

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point!

Why was my Limburger cheese listening to Sly & the Family Stone? Because it was funky.

Someone recently called me passive-agressive. As if it were my own fault!

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Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

Said the Stone Age dad with a smirk to his child, "Sometimes I marble at the things we take for granite."

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Girl: Were you named after your father? Boy: No. Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments. It left me baroque.

What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

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