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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 14, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. I need to step up my game.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My landlord says he needs to visit to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Doctors say carrots are good for our eyes. That's because nobody has ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner is furious that our next-door neighbour has started sunbathing nude in her garden. Personally, I’m on the fence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 8, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Saw this advert in a shop window that said: “Television for sale, $1.00. Volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
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Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake? Everyone said it was his fault.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake? Everyone said it was his fault.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend just won the world championship of competitive origami. He's great at folding under pressure.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
No one should ever tip their waiter/waitress Their job is hard enough without their customers pushing them over.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A Roman citizen walks into a bar, raises two fingers and says to the waiter: “Five beers, please”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was waitering the other day and a nice old man asked me for a little spoon So I gently lay him down and hugged him from behind.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in for lunch. The first lady requested a garden salad. The second lady said: "Caesar salad for me please". So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debris was everywhere.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Posts
Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
And one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.
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Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
ONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery. I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where...
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