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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want, or even beat me up. But please untie the rope and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by AttilaThePun
I really like ethnic food, but I've never tried Ethiopian food. But from what I've heard about it, neither have they. So I'm having it right now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by noworry28
A clean baby.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by noworry28
More cheese.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by noworry28
Halloween cheese.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by MojoDave
Sorry... Wait, I'm just kidding, that's funny, right?
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway... Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
God is worried about falling church attendances. So he visits a big New York PR firm to see if can boost his image. After a month of brainstorming and floating ideas, they talk to him and say this. "Well, you have a good concept and a great product. ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
So many items are no longer made in America... I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”... I don’t even know where that is!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man was attacked by a coffee cup. He called the police to tell them he'd been mugged.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You ARE the lawyer. Lawyer: So where’s my present?
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 24, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Leafhead
Why was Old McDonald such an excellent farmer? He was outstanding in his field!!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by EricJones
Drag queen-how they get the old girl from one end of Buckingham palace to the other.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The customer asked the clerk where the flashlight batteries were. “I’ll see,” he replied and slipped around the corner. After waiting and waiting, the customer asked a different clerk. The second employee answered, “I’ll see,” and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions... what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc. Suddenly, she interrupted him, "Hey look, I'm a Vet. I don't need to ask my ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Hello everyone...Don't forget!!!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Mostly_Harmless
What do you get when you take rogain and viagra at the same time? Don King's hair!
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 11, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Overheard at the race track... Bettor: “I’m betting on a horse that is 20 to 1 and I can’t lose. Friend: “What do you mean 'you can’t lose’?” Bettor: “I can’t lose, the horse is starting at 20 to 1 and the race doesn’t start ...
6 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by EricJones
I have a black walnut tree in my yard. Every fall I gather up the nuts and put them in baskets on my back deck so I can look out my back window and watch the squirrels playing with their nuts.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by EricJones
Waylaid-hippies describing great sex.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was? David: Eleven inches John: That's not very long. David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot. ========================= At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by noworry28
A pipe dream. Exhaust that is.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 30, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by noworry28
He's sleeping on the couch tonight.
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