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Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28

He stays in his lane.

What's the diagnosis.

I satirical publication did a take off on a school yearbook. The names of some of the students: Anita Hanjob, Harry P. Ness, Bertha D. Blues, Rhea Tard, Pilar Nickersoff, Ben Z. Dreen, Dex E. Dreen, Selma Botti, Franklin Furter, Lilac A. Rugg, Fay ...

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Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

A penis invited his 2 friends to a party...Left and Right Ball...They refused to go because the penis always gets to go in while the Balls have to wait outside!!!!

I just came to the realization that I have a fetish for figuring things out.

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Aug 11, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Doing a crossword puzzle... "What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?" "Isn't it obvious?" "It should be, but I can't figure it out. That's why I'm asking."

RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary The official glossary to running late... "On the way..." - Still in bed. "In the car..." - In the shower. "GPS says 35 min..." - Getting ready. "There's traffic..." - Leaving the house. "Parking now..." - 15...

What do you think of the Grand Canyon as a hole?

A Chinese man got onto an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels.....

Little Johnny is so thoughtful.

There was an old man named Weir Who hadn't an atom of fear He indulged a desire To touch a live wire Most any last line will do here !

There was an old man in Maine Whose legs were cut off by a train When they said "Oh how sad !" He said "But I'm glad" "They cut off my varicose vein !"

An epicure dining at Crewe Found quite a large mouse in the stew Said the waiter "Don't shout" "Or wave it about" "Or the rest will be wanting one too !"

If it is the bubbles in champagne, not the alcohol that gets you drunk quicker. Then maybe it's not about the strength but more about the fizzycality

Poor guy, on his birthday no less.

So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space

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Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Ten-ants.

More childhood bathroom humor: on bathroom stall wall - "Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted."

A new recruit tells his sergeant "I've lost my canteen" "Well you'll have to pay for it then" "Well, what if I lost my rifle?" "You had better not soldier and if you did then you would have to pay for that too" "What if I lost a tank?" "You would ...

Written on bathroom wall back in early 70's - back then, our anonymous "chat rooms" were bathroom walls - "Some come here to sit and think, others come to shit and stink, but I come here to scratch my balls and write my poetry on the walls."

God hath forsaken me! (Oh dear, I got Holy Ghosted!)

I was at the petrol station (gas to you yanks) and this guy filled up his Zippo after his car. There was a cop car there too (they were having lunch). The idiot not only overfills his lighter but lights it in the forecourt. Flames engulfed his sleave...

End of school year ... grade school chant "School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkeys out, one went east and one went west and one went up the teacher's dress !!"

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Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? She was going shopping! Why didn't she cross again? Unfortunately, she went to the butchers shop..........

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