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Aug 28, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28

Poor guy can't catch a break.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 27, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

A burglar creeping around a house in the dark shining his torch when a voice says "Jesus is watching you" He shines his torch and sees a parrot in a cage, the parrot says, hello I'm Mary! The burglar says thats a weird name for a parrot, Mary ...

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years. I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..." She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"

New wheather forecasting tool.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day. His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?" Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

I was reminded today of a poem by the wonderfully awful victorian Scottish poet William McGonagall. "The chicken is a noble beast, the cow is much forlorner It stands alone upon a field, with a leg at every corner"

With all the science and technology today, you'd think they'd come up with a way to grow apples without those little stickers on them.

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas

Is it possible mistake schizophrenia telepathy, I hear you ask.

Why is it old people say ‘there’s no place like home’, yet when you put them in one …

I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark

As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently, people who sell fruit and veg are grocer

I like imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated

Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book

I cannot stop shouting "Cauliflower and Broccoli". I think I have florets

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 17, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men ...

This man at the gym just proposed...and she said no...Well that didn't workout.

My new exercise routine. I ran twice today... First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.

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