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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Old political joke. You may not know this but Margret Thatcher was like our Trump. She was way more popular, the further she was away from the UK (f u Meryl). So during her time in office she had to have surgery on her hand. Instead of anesthetic ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Wombat98
Thought about going to an acupuncturist, couldn't see the point.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is the meaning of politics? 1. Polly, meaning "many". 2. tics, meaning "blood sucking bugs".
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just burned 2,000 calories... That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by SumWherNtheMidl
Why are you laughing? - Just give it a second. You will smell it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by SumWherNtheMidl
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul, Mom.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by SumWherNtheMidl
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too . She seemed surprised.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by SumWherNtheMidl
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
My hopes of becoming a famous ice sculptur soon melted.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
When I got a posting on a submarine it took some time for it to sink in.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I distill my own liquor and I have taken a shine to it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I once dated an anaesthetist, she was a knockout.
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Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I got offered a job in the garbage industry but I refused.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
For a time I wanted to be an electrician, but it was just a phase.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
This one is very smelly: "How do you think know that spring has arrived in Australia? They start selling the Christmas food and decorations in the supermarkets!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Damn it!!! I was out on a date and the CHEATERS van pulls up...... Guess who hauled ass?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I was good at metal work one time, but I got rusty .
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by EricJones
If they start making cowboy movies in china -would they be eastern westerns?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
I was at the store the other day, minding my own business when I trip and fall. I go look to see what I tripped over... It was a bra! Someone set a booby trap!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by lovetoread1975
I was trying to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
That's you lot told
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
So grateful somebody invented window blinds... Or it would be curtains for all of us!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
We must bow to the inedible.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Thought for the day
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
There's nothing finer than eating in your Diner!
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