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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by chalupacabre
As some of you may have noticed from some of my other posts in here, I have a penchant for dad jokes. Got my son with this on a recent road trip: "Hay, Noah!" "What?" Points to semi hauling bales. "AAAARRRGGHHH!" Sometimes, I worry that he might ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by boatdude87
Everything you ever wanted to know about chicken.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
When women ask me what sign I am, I always say slippery when wet
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
A woman has 19 different types of contraceptives. A man has only two. The condom and trust me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
I've heard that a woman can sell her eggs for $5,000, and a man can sell his sperm for $50. I have a towel at home that has to be worth at least a half a million.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Have you ever gone through a divorce? The judge told me I'm gonna give your wife $3,000 a month. I replied that's fine your honor, and I'll try to throw in a few bucks from time to time myself.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
If a doctor told me I only had 6 months to live I'd want to spend it with my X. Because that would be the longest 6 months I ever had.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
If a Muslim kills an infidel they say he get 72 Virgins. Me, Id rather just have 3 sluts
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
They say that married women live longer then their husbands. But I think it just seems that way
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Kassandra
“God has to be a man because only men would put the area next to a sewage plant”
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 20, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
So this woman asked me if I was an Italian Stallion...I looked down and said Nope...just a Pony...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by FlippantLlama
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by chalupacabre
Ever watch birds fly in 'V' formation and it looks like one side's longer than the other? Know why that is? The longer side has more birds. Guy who told me that one made it almost painfully slow; wanted to hit him so badly!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by chalupacabre
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
My friend went to the doctor because he kept putting his shoes on the wrong feet, The doctor said he had mixamytoesies
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? There are three viewpoints. The creationists say the chicken. The scientists say the egg, cause they know better. And the conspiracy theorists (UFOers) say the INCUBATOR!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
What do you get when you mix asbestos with Viagra? Mesohonyosis!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 17, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? - 20 pounds. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 20 minutes.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 17, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Bet its the last time....
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 17, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
With all the porn on the internet, I think I finally figured out what . Org really means.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
Condom-popup blocker.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
What do you call a woman who throws unpaid bills on the fire? Bernadette
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
The rain in Spain falls mainly when granny has her pains.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
The brothel just put a sign on the front door that says go big or go home.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
A friend of mine had an aunt who was into S+M. We used to call her Auntie Maim.
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