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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Darling? Yes. Will you still love me after we're married? Of course, dear. Probably more. I've always been especially fond of married women.
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Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What tree has the most hair? A fir tree!
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Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together... At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 18, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Memes R Us
Oct 24, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by pmar074
I wasn’t sure if I should post this. It’s a fence sieve...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by noworry28
Sparkling!
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Oct 25, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by noworry28
He was short with me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter. The lion ate only one. Which one and why? He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Two men were standing side by side. One suddenly said to the other, "You're Jewish, aren't you?" "Yes." He replied. "You were circumcised by Rabbi Shapiro, weren't you?" "Yes! But how on earth did you know?" 'Because you've just peed on my left ...
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Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
I told my suitcase that this virus means we can't go on holiday this year. Now I'm having to deal with emotional baggage.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won? “One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 5, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
An Irish guy gets a job on a construction site and the boss puts him on the wheelbarrow. After an hour he goes to the boss and complains that the barrow is faulty. "What's the matter with it?" asks the boss "It's squeaking all the time. All I can ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Hahaha, been waiting 4 long years to post this one. Q. What is the MAIN difference between the Channel Tunnel and Melanoma tRumps vagina? A) Traffic runs BOTH ways in the Channel Tunnel.....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips!
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 1BrentMichael
I promise!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Sick joke I know but here goes anyway. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 24, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
A rather ditsy air-head woman gets a job at a local Dairy Farm. One the first morning she is instructed by the Farmer to milk ALL the cows. An hour passes, 2 hours then on the 3rd. hour she returns to the Farmer and say, "I think there's something ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by RobertNappi2
I didn't know.......
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Teacher; "Can anyone name the 3 kings that brought happiness and joy to the world?" Little Johnny - "Smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king"
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Dec 2, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm? He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 3, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by noworry28
Can't give it up.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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