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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Something my cat would do...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2

Who would of thunk it????

I remember hearing this one when I was about ten years old - Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud !!

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Jul 24, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the big power outage last week that hit New York City’s Theater District ? It was a real show stopper!

One male pig to another male pig ... "Remember that sow I used to go with? I got a litter from her yesterday!"

Definition of constipation "To Have And To Hold"

My favorite joke from about age 12 - write down these words and ask someone to repeat it fast: Hoof Hearted Ice Melted I Think You're Foolish Yet

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Jul 27, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I got fired from my job as a taxi driver... It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

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Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? She was going shopping! Why didn't she cross again? Unfortunately, she went to the butchers shop..........

End of school year ... grade school chant "School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkeys out, one went east and one went west and one went up the teacher's dress !!"

I was at the petrol station (gas to you yanks) and this guy filled up his Zippo after his car. There was a cop car there too (they were having lunch). The idiot not only overfills his lighter but lights it in the forecourt. Flames engulfed his sleave...

God hath forsaken me! (Oh dear, I got Holy Ghosted!)

Written on bathroom wall back in early 70's - back then, our anonymous "chat rooms" were bathroom walls - "Some come here to sit and think, others come to shit and stink, but I come here to scratch my balls and write my poetry on the walls."

A new recruit tells his sergeant "I've lost my canteen" "Well you'll have to pay for it then" "Well, what if I lost my rifle?" "You had better not soldier and if you did then you would have to pay for that too" "What if I lost a tank?" "You would ...

More childhood bathroom humor: on bathroom stall wall - "Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted."

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Ten-ants.

So, i dated this astronaut for a few months. It didnt work out. Said he needed space

Poor guy, on his birthday no less.

If it is the bubbles in champagne, not the alcohol that gets you drunk quicker. Then maybe it's not about the strength but more about the fizzycality

An epicure dining at Crewe Found quite a large mouse in the stew Said the waiter "Don't shout" "Or wave it about" "Or the rest will be wanting one too !"

There was an old man in Maine Whose legs were cut off by a train When they said "Oh how sad !" He said "But I'm glad" "They cut off my varicose vein !"

There was an old man named Weir Who hadn't an atom of fear He indulged a desire To touch a live wire Most any last line will do here !

Little Johnny is so thoughtful.

A Chinese man got onto an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels.....

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