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Jun 3, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by chocbroc

Needed this laugh!!!!

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Jun 9, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Rudy1962

A doctor reaches for a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer ? and realizes, some asshole has his pen.

That reminds me I wrote, of the blind man at the side of the road holding out a biscuit to his guide dog who had just nearly walked him under a truck. The truckie leaned out the cab and shouted "by heck, that's xtian of you after what that dog ...

As Kris Jenner recently said- "Bruce, you're not the man I married".

Royal flush-What the Queen does after she gets done doing her royal business on the royal throne.

If you're riding a train and the engineer has dementia, are you riding on the disorient express?

Vegetarian is on old Red Indian word..it means "bad hunter" (Just a joke ,folks-nog intended or implied )

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May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

In 2000, 1 British GCSE Exams for 16 year olds produced these aMOOzing answers. GEOGRAPHY: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. SOCIOLOGY: Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are ...

On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices of ale Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind Was precisely the same, but in Braille.

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May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Was reading where some cannibals dined on a selection of preists, rabbis, shaiman, and assorted other men of faith....sounds like they got a little taste of reilgion.

Why can't naked bananas get a date? Because they lack a peel.

What do you do if someone has an epileptic fit in your bath? Throw in your dirty washing

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May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

My friend asked me to carve a sculpture out of a rock. It was the hardest g I've ever had to make!

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May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What do toilet paper and Star Trek have in common? They both go to Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

I knew a lady who had her breasts on her back. She wasn`t much to look at but she was delightful to dance with.

If a Muslim kills an infidel they say he get 72 Virgins. Me, Id rather just have 3 sluts

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Rob?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one ...

DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" ...

Appropriate for New England...

I was recently kicked out of a local weight watchers group for making fun of all the overweight people. I excepted this decision with huge Grace, as she was asked to leave as well

Two nuns in the bath. One says, "Where's the soap?". The other nun replied, "Yeah, it does, doesn't it!".

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Nov 26, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job. I asked him how much he enjoyed it. "It's Sew-Sew."

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Nov 30, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise. My boss asked, "What companies?" I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."

I hate it when people can't let go of the past. It's done and over with, just move on... Debt collectors are the worst!

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Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The student thought about it for a minute then replied: ...

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