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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know...

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Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans...

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Robotbuilder

Don't read this if you are easily nauseated. Jim was a professional pus sucker. Whether you had a zit or a boil, you could hire Jim and have him suck the pus out for a small fee. One day Jim had a tremendously fat woman as a client. She had a ...

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I've recently started dating a woman who claims to be a palm tree nymph. I refer to her as my girlfrond.

The teacher asked little Johnny where was Timbuktu, he replied where do you think it is? The teacher said I don't think, I know where it is. Johnny said I don't think I know where it is either.

Many years ago I visited the reservation in New Mexico to kick around with my Native American friend who still had some family living there. I stopped into a bar just outside the reservation where a lot of the Indian men would go to have a drink. I...

Truckers joke A couple days ago I pulled into the weight scale and the trooper came outside and said," looks like you're a little over weight son" I said looks like you could lose a few pounds too Pops. He didn't get my humor at all.

Ask Dad "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!"

I went to the butchers, and he said I bet $50 you can't reach those pieces of meat on the ceiling. I said I'm not betting, the steaks are to high

A cop pulled me over and said "have you been smoking pot? Your eyes are red." I answered "have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed".

Share your "Roses are red" jokes..... My favourite one: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I! :D

A man on a tractor driving into a nuclear horizon? Farmergeddon

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Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

STRONGEST BARTENDER. The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone...

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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "...and so Chicken Little went to the farmer and said, 'The sky is ...

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by SallyInStitches

What do you call a rabbit with V D? Peter Rottentail

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Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.

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Mar 22, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.

I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight. Well, what I really mean is that she died in a bungee jumping accident

Islamic suicide bombers don't scare me, They will only get one go. But a Hindu suicide bomber, now that is a real threat

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Two muffins are in the oven. One says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. " " Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? " " Yeah I am really sure " " Are you ...

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Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

I was good at metal work one time, but I got rusty .

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Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

When I got a posting on a submarine it took some time for it to sink in.

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Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

How does a farmer count cows?.... With a Cowculater!

ME: I really want to travel. Bank account: Like.... to the back yard?

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