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Aug 23, 2018Aug 2018

I went out for pizza the other night and the waiter guy came to the table and asked "Do you wanna box?" I said sure and I got up and punched him. Put him down like Foreman put down Frazier. I sat back down and looked at my left over pizza and ...

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Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Good morning everyone!

My ex-wife said that when I die, she will go the extra mile for my funeral...

My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts. When the guy at the door asked what we had come as I answered " A turtle. " " Who`s that? " looking at my girlfriend. " Oh that`s Michele "

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the ...

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?” The bartender says “I’m glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on ...

A good one for this group... A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand."

Here's a classic: Two guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't appear to be breathing. His buddy takes out his cell phone and immediately calls 911. Gasping, he says...

Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters, all of whom had recently become engaged and were each going to announce her engagement to their parents at dinner. The oldest daughter said: "I am going to marry a russet potato." Her dad exclaimed: "That is...

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May 27, 2018May 2018

Posted by SkepticMike

I posted this on Facebook tonight and didn’t get any likes. That’s ok, some jokes are just for me: I wonder in the 70’s if it was a popular romantic put down for a guy to say, “I don’t have the Bread to make it with you”.

Guy goes into a bar ?! Starts drinking heavy and wakes up the next morning strapped to a stainless steel table! On one side he sees a grey alien ?, on the other is a big guy with a blonde comb over and orange skin! Guy says what am I doing here?...

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May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon

Have you heard about Burger King's new sandwich for cannibals? It's called a Manwich.

A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?" "Yes" "I mean the kind where you feel a weight pressing down on your chest?" "Oh, ya" "Well, what do you do about that?" "I just tell the cat she has to sleep at the...

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May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

This guy takes his dog to a circus to see about hiring their act. He tells the owner that the dog can talk. The owner says ,"OK, I'll ask it a few questions." What is above the building? The dog says, "Roof" The owner asks, "What is the coarsest ...

A guy walked into the doctor's office with a rock the size of a small grapefruit. The doctor asked him about it, and the guy said it was a kidney stone he passed the night before. The doctor was stunned and said, "Didn't that hurt?" The guy nodded...

What's a Montreal Jewish girl's favorite wine? I wan't to go to Florida (in a crying voice).

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Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Let's get the day rolling with a cute pic!

Ladies does size really matters.

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

My mate Dave loved old farming memorabilia. He collected bits of ploughs, reaping machines and parts of early tractors. His wife Shirley tolerated this obsession because she loved him so but when she fell pregnant, enough was enough and she put her ...

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Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by justadude462

Little Jimmy has a gambling problem. One day his teacher saw him collecting money from a girl with a broke arm. When the bell rang, the teacher made Jimmy stay after class. She told Jimmy that she was aware of his gambling problem and that she was ...

What did one butt cheek say to the other..... The dude in the middle is a hippy

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Aug 6, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Okay serious question here. When you have laughed your ass off how do you get around? And where did your ass go? And do you really laugh out loud?

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